ZEN & TONIC, LLC

Zen & Tonic, LLC

Because Beige is a Prison

Quirky Finds for Offbeat Minds

Zen & Tonic LLC, baby. We don’t do ordinary,

Our curated collection blends vintage treasures, soulful decor, and handmade finds from around the world and back.

We work with other small business owners to bring you handcrafted gems from local artisans – from South America to Thailand.

This ain’t amazon decor and mass production. We strive to bring you color, humor, and edge to your home. Pottery Barn sells sets, we sell soul.

Why be beige when you can be amazing.

Buy now or cry later. Your choice.

Style That Doesn’t Ask for Permission

We’re not here to give you “trending”. We’re here to give you your soul back from the zombie comsumer mind.

We’ve all been lulled into a trap. Come break the spell and refresh your mind. Find your childlike wonder again. No algorithm approved mass produced crap, here.

We work with artisans from Houston to South America and beyond to bring you one-of-a-kind pieces that are hand crafted with love and rebellion. These pieces tell stories and support families, not billionaires.

Looking for that one thing you didn’t think you needed? Then you are in the right place.

Vintage Finds for Unique Times

You’ve been trained to decorate like everyone else.

This is the part of the Matrix where you wake up.

Go ahead – bend the damn spoon.

Gifts That They Won’t Re-gift

Shop the weird and wonderfull world of Zen & Tonic – Because they deserved better than a bath bomb.

Here’s What Makes Us Magic

This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Attic (Ok, Maybe a Little)

If it makes you smile, tilt your head, or say “What the hell is this?” Then you have come to the right place.

Namast’ay and shop as long as your dopamine will allow.